Coeur d'Etoiles

fohk:

"Sometimes I lie. I mean, I’m weird, man. About random stuff too, I don’t even know why I do it. It’s like…it’s like a tick, I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, wow, that wasn’t even remotely true”
Garden State (2004)Zach Braff

fohk:

"Sometimes I lie. I mean, I’m weird, man. About random stuff too, I don’t even know why I do it. It’s like…it’s like a tick, I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, wow, that wasn’t even remotely true”

Garden State (2004)
Zach Braff

(via ok-ish)

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami, via outbound-subject)

  • me: do you speak French?
  • her: yes!
  • her: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent
  • me: .........
  • me: ma mère dit que je dois rentrer à la maison en ce moment immédiatement

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

(via ok-ish)

ok-ish:

The sun is setting I feel weird

ok-ish:

The sun is setting I feel weird